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08/31/98:
Jeez, what the hell have we been doing lately? This month of August has been a big content drought. Well, it's true. We haven't had a lot of reviews, or columns or quizzes lately. But we've been working on something even better. And it's finally ready.
Oh, the Humanity! is proud to announce the debut of our electronic voting system for the 101 Worst Movies Ever Witnessed by Mortal Eyes! We're going to be using this system to collect your votes for the worst movie of all time, and when we've got enough votes, we're taking the top (or is that the bottom?) 101 movies and announcing them to the world. We hope that we can use this to tally the most representative list ever compiled, and the best part is that it's all chosen by you. So get that burden off your chest and vote for that movie that sucked more than suckdom has ever sucked before.
By the way, the voting system is now going to take the place of the suggested movies list (which we all know was not the most freqeuntly updated part of the site). So if you've already sent us a note telling us the movies you hate (or hate to love), feel free to submit them again to the voting system.
Now, on to the best part. Very soon, perhaps next week (I don't want to tease you, love, but it's definitely coming), we'll be debuting the new user review section. Finally, you're getting the culmination of all those "hey, want somebody to write reviews for you?" letters. We'll have an online form for submitting your reviews of any movie at all -- the system will be fully automated. For now, there will be no need for registration -- the only requirement is that it's a true review and doesn't contain anything so offensive that that even we wouldn't write it. That's a lot of leeway.
And don't worry about content. As soon as these hectic days are over, we'll be returning to our normal schedule of slavish devotion to work. That means more debates, articles and, of course, reviews -- we'll be back, funnier than ever (it's true, Alan took an improv class and learned this ripping routine where he pretended he was gay and made every situation, from buying a piece of fruit to imitating a Tennesee Williams play sound like it was really about homosexuality). Now that's comedy! Watch out, new Whose Line Is It Anyway hosted by Drew Carey and not some British guy, cause here we come!
Love,
Alan and Rob
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