 If "sucks" was a movie it would be called "The Relic". The devil is busy these days and he's now releasing movies onto video. That's where I found this moist-stank of a movie! The plot was outlandish (nevermind the Amazonian Indian ritual during the beginning), and the ending played like the screenwriter ran out of ideas and asked his 6-year old to complete it. The acting --OY VEY!-- let's not prolong the agony. Leave it in the 1$ movie rental bin! About the author: SF/Bay Area free-lance writer. If it's hip, I've got a two-bit opinon. You may read another review, submit your own, or return home. |
