Movie Title:
Beach babes from Beyond

Overall: 

Reviewed By:
Jake 'n' Elwood

Review:
Ah-hahahahahahahahahaheheheheeehhohoho hohohooooo! My, oh, my! You have to see this to believe it! These chicks from outer space, who look uncannily like the female cast of Baywatch (hellooooo Yasmine!), land, for reasons as yet unknown to me, in Malibu. Here, they meet a group of studly surfer dudes who look, for lack of a better analogy, like deep-fried exploding corn dogs. I'm serious!!!! They look like Arnie on a steroid OD. Anyhoo, these guys heelp the chicks learn a little about earth life, like surfing, sex, surfing whilst having sex, and much more. In return, the babes with the bouncing boobs (helium filled, surely?) share their superior knowledge of...the technology that enable to travel to a galaxy light years away? Their incredible knowledge of the universe? How they fit into those bikinis? No. They help them win the beach volleyball championship. Hmmm... Things to watch for: The silver space-bikinis they wear when they land (ala The chick in Austin powers 2, in Dr Evil's lare), they way the beach bo-hunks and babes run in slow mo, and the ending. I won't spoil it for you. Note: There is another similar movie with the same title. This is by far superior.

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