 This movie has horrible acting, horrible jokes, and a horrible band, which makes this movie, you guessed it, horrible. Now here's how it goes: a few busty girls get invited to a game show called "Bikini Showdown", the reward for winning: $10,000 and a chance to star in a big time movie. What I really hated was the horny game show host. His jokes have so many lame sexual references that it's scary. In this game show the bad-acting-babes play these suggestive games like musical chairs and twister to rack up points and hopefully win the game. One of the games is, these dorky-ass men come up and throw beach balls at the women. These women have to make the balls bounce off of their asses and into a basket. If that isn't lame, i don't know what is. Now, on to our next point of lameness, the band playing in the background, the Ultramatics. First of all, the name is as gay as hell. Second of all, they look like a mix between a grunge band and a 50's greaser band, and the guitarist plays a series of easy chords and tries to look good, i suck at the guitar and i can still play 10 times as well as them. Even a horny bastard like me hated this movie. If you see this movie, avoid it like the black plague. In fact, if you are threatened to receive the black plague or watch this movie, choose the plague, you'll be happier. If some says to you "i'm gonna cut off your genitals right here and now unless you watch this movie, then by all means, kiss Mr. Happy, or Ms. Vulva goodbye. If your friend threatens to commit suicide unless you watch the movie, say goodbye to your friend and hope he left some cool crap in his will. Avoid this mug at ALL costs. You may read another review, submit your own, or return home. |
