 Best movie of the 80s: Red Dawn. See all of your favorite stars before they were famous, killing commies and drinking blood. See Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey dirty dancing with AK-47s and RPGs. A campy, ridiculous, engrossing monstrosity of a film. This was, without a doubt, C. Thomas Howell's greatest role ever. Ahem. Scariest movie ever: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I am profoundly disturbed by this film every time I see it. I can't decide if Willy Wonka is a pedophile or just incredibly creepy. Worst "name" actor: Cuba Gooding Jr. What this guy lacks in talent, he makes up for in sheer enthusiasm, which means hours of non-stop, in-your-face poor acting. Cuba is nails on a chalkboard made flesh. Worst "name" actress: Mira Sorvino, a.k.a. "Award-winning midriff Mira Sorvino". Mira obviously took cues from the Shania Twain school of celebrity and advanced her craft by baring her belly. She couldn't act her way out of a Happy Meal box, and her resemblence to her father is positively disturbing. Slap Paul's head on Pamela Anderson's body and I don't think you could tell the difference, but the acting would be vasty improved. About the author: New here, but intrigued by debate. You may read another review, submit your own, or return home. |
