 Faye Dunaway used to be a highly respected actress. Then, one fateful day, she decided to star in "Mommy Dearest." Suddenly, people slowly started forgetting about her good acting roles and started remembering her for "Mommy Dearest." Ask anyone what movies Faye Dunaway has been in, and the first thing people will think of is "Mommy Dearest." What does this have to do with "Anaconda?" See, Jon Voight is a great actor. He starred in "Midnight Cowboy" and "Deliverance." He won an Oscar. Keep these facts in mind, because in a few years no one will remember that. In the future, when someone says "Jon Voight," people will automatically think of his hammy character in "Anaconda": The most ridiculous villain the cinema has ever seen. Watch him talk in a completely made-up (and silly) accent. Watch him give pet names to his victims. Watch him look constipated! Watch him get spit out by a badly designed fake Anaconda, and then wink! "Babies... all of them babies" is the "No more wire hangers!" of the 90's. About the author: This is where the Fishbait lives. R.I.P. "Mystery Science Theater 3000." You may read another review, submit your own, or return home. |
