 A truly execrable movie.George Clooney and Quention "I could have been a contender" Tarantino play a couple of thugs who take sadistic joy in their treatment of an old woman,then later kidnap Harvey Keitel and his two kids.Harvey,being a loving father,tells his kids that if he becomes a vampire,they should,they must,kill him.It turns out that a topless bar is actually a vampire haven built on an ancient Aztec temple! The numerous vampires turn the movie into an endless kill-fest.On top of that,George Clooney is the homeliest actor.(Though Kenneth Branagh is cute,his presence wouldn't have saved this film.)I've seen this movie TWICE.IT IS BAD. You may read another review, submit your own, or return home. |
