WaterWorld, if I'm not mistaken, took 200 million dollars to make and boy was it worth it. I mean who didn't enjoy Dennis Hopper as the bald one-eyed madman who had an unexplained hate for our(choke)hero played by Mr.Turkey himself Kevin Costner. Why is it that Costner is so convinced that he is Hollywood's leading man. Ok sure "Robin Hood" was really cool, and he wasn't horrible in "Dances with Wolves", but I mean c'mon, that was years ago, now he's just pathetic. So anyway back to the sinking story: He's a half-man, half-fish who lives in a water logged world, caused by the melting of the polar ice caps. He meets Jeanne Tripplehorn, blah blah she gets naked, blah blah it has some annoying little kid(Tina Majorino) who was in "Corrina, Corrina" (which was a great movie), and in the end they find "Utopia"(no not Laurel and Hardy's Utopia). So that was that movie, but what kind of action movie could he possibly follow this one with? How about one with him as a futuristic postman, which he could also direct? No bad idea, no one would be stupid enough to fund that... would they? You may read another review, submit your own, or return home. |