 Saw SPICEWORLD at the same time; each delivers what it's audience expects - in the case of S.W. virtually unwatchable trash. Vampire fangs make main bad woman's face push forward into heart-eating appealing pout. Even Corey Feldman's bearable! Even though I'd made a promise not to financially support the work of anyone connected with Steven Seagal - Erika EliniaK. Great use of Sweet's "Ballroom Blitz" & new Anthrax tune. Pump-action water pistol(s) as Cultural Icon(s). Exploding nurse with blood dripping from mouth. Should have had NAKED instead of TOPLESS vampires. Great armpits at femdom's rack scene - great CBT dialogue during finale. Prurient gore-comedy - rather stimulate to this than something softcore. How about a DVD Director's Cut of main bad woman's armpits plus extended scene of her saying the damage she'll inflict on penis & testicles. If you don't enjoy exploding (like a casserole) topless women - that's YOUR problem. About the author: The Chop-Chop Girls are one of the leading bands in the Satan-Punk movement. We like "unusual" films. You may read another review, submit your own, or return home. |
