 Okay, I gotta give it to an actor that must eat, but even Walter Koenig and Bruce Campbell must have been living off ramen noodles and little cans of sliced oranges to have volunteered for this Sci-Fi disaster. The premise is nice enough but it degrades into an alien vs. human fight to the death (aka Sci-Fi plot #12) mess. Kudos to the director for inserting a gratuitous and unnecessary (but much appreciated) nudity scene...thankfully its not Koenig but some unknown brunette space chick he picks up in a stasis chamber. Why is it that I am surrounded by women but can't get a date, and a guy stranded on the moon can get laid? Ah Sci-Fi, no wonder 13 year old fat pimply-faced momma's boys love the genre. This definitely deserves 5 boots to the head. Think of it as an enema for the mind. About the author: Steve Savage likes obscure Mexican snack foods, and thats more info than you really should want. You may read another review, submit your own, or return home. |
