Movie Title:
Armageddon

Overall: 

Reviewed By:
Steve Savage

Review:
What the heck was it? My personal guess is that it was a 2 1/2 hour Aerosmith music video with way too many closeups of unshaven sweaty men. Note that this did not "conflict" me as I was busy looking for some Liv Tyler full-frontal nudity but it never panned out. At least bad movies have gratuitous nudity to compensate for plot. Overall this movie was as mind-numbing as dipping your skull into a bowl of novacaine. I give it 5 boots to the head.

About the author: Steve is a mild-mannered computer specialist. He has no life, so is pretty much like the rest of you out there.


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