 Good Evening,all! I have returned once more to you,older and wiser from my cross-country move. (But still very much in possession of my dashing good looks, rapier wit and boyish charm.)I just thought I'd take a moment to share with you a little gem I found on the way out here...I found the "Zombie Chef" (Yes ,I snicker when I say it too)in a hotel room ,late at night,just off old U.S. Highway Route 66,on that long stretch of desert past Amarillo,TX...My Horror Movie antennae were twitching from the locale alone.And sure enough,there in a cabinet under a layer of dust were several videos(mostly of the "adult" variety),with this one on the very bottom. So I watched it.(of course.) OH MY GOD. I almost lost control of my bodily functions from laughing.My Long Legged Blond Horror Movie Buff (Pat.Pend.)fell off the bed,literally shrieking with laughter.(I guess screams and maniacal laughter are nothing unusual in that neck of the woods...go figure)THE PLOT: Uh....undead chef eats lots of random people.I think.BIG body count though. THE STARS: Who Knows....most of them ended up covered in corn syrup and red food coloring...or partially/totally consumed...see PLOT,above.ALL IN ALL: Possibly the best Z-Movie I've ever seen.Right up there with "Attack of the Octopus People".Total Riot. So, In parting,a tentacle-wave to all my friends on the board...especially CindyBob...feel ever so free to write,now that I'm all set up and stuff.Say heys to all...and take care of yerself! (Yes,of course I kept the movie.) About the author: The Author now resides in the New Mexico desert,with his Dog,four snakes,and a Long Legged Blond Horror Movie Buff.(Pat.Pend.)Life is Grand. You may read another review, submit your own, or return home. |
