 This movie is really quite compelling. It's about this guy who's seen heaps and HEAPS of movies, all ones that, good or bad, should be reviewed to benefit others. Ash is the hero. He starts out good, but is gradually corrupted. He gives in to the forces of darkness, and instead of using his phenomonal knowledge of movies to write good, informative and analystic reviews, he writes reviews that take about three lines and say basically "Yeah, it was okay. Not as good as Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2." In the end, he is hunted down by an angry mob of people with pitchforks, all of whom are avid fans of the"Oh, The Humanity" website. In a stunning monologue to rival the "confession" scene in Blair Witch, he repents his evil ways to the townspeople, promising to use his powers for good and not evil. He then goes about writing his wrongs, and is made a natioanl hero, with a high school named after him and everything. (Talk about a story with a moral) About the author: Sorry, Ash. But it was bugging me. Don't give in to the dark forces!!! You may read another review, submit your own, or return home. |
