That's right, you read the name of this section correctly.  You see, we here at Oh, the Humanity! not only care a great deal about crap, we also care a great deal about you, the viewer.  And that means we even care about you student filmmakers out there.  Hell, Rob's even been in a few of `em (not that he's too proud of the fact, mind you).  But, the most important part of the mission of this particular section is to show that not every student film has to be about naked lesbians cutting their hair in black and white while staring into a toilet (Rob's seen this one at least twice).  To do that, however, we need your help!  See, we haven't actually got any student films to talk about.  "So what does this have to do with me, this generation's Quentin Tarantino?" you might ask.  Well, we want your movies!  More specifically, we want videotapes of your movies!  What do you get out of the deal?  We'll give you (and all your friends who you undoubtedly rounded up to be in the thing) your very own review, giving your magnum opus the publicity, or the severe beating it deserves.  Sure, you take your chances, but chances are we're going to be pretty easy on any movie people send to us for free, plus we understand what all the junk you have to go through just to put something on film, so we'll be light on you.  Now, here are some sample questions you may have and answers to them that I'm sure you don't want:

Q:  "I have never made a student film before but I have been in a few.  Can I send these in?"

A:  Sure!  We'd love to see your Oscar worthy performances!

Q:  "I know a guy who made a student movie.  Can I send it in?"

A:  Um, sure.  You see, the point is that we want student movies.  So, if you have a real question--

Q:  "Yeah, I heard of this movie once that this guy made who I think was once a student-"

A:  Look, if you know anyone who's ever been in a student movie, we want a copy of it!  Got it?  Good!  Anyone else?

Q:  "Hey, uh, do the movies have to be bad?"

A:  No way!  We want any kind of movie.  Just be prepared for us to say we didn't like it if in fact we don't like it.  Still, you'll get your name printed on our page!  Oooohhhh...

Q:  "What if I just have a really bad movie that isn't a student film which I want you guys to review?"

A:  We want it!  That's right, we'll take any movie donations, student films or not!  We'll print the donor's name in our review and maybe even give you an official position in the End Of Monkey corporate hierarchy (the Yakamura Corporation can always use a few new test subjects in its chemical weapons division).

Look, people, we think you get the point.  If you've made a student film, we want a video of it.  We want to be not only THE site for bad movies on the web, but also THE site for bad student films!  But even if you didn't make it for class, even if you did it in the backyard with your sisters as evil space mutants, we want it.  Even if your uncle is a shlocky producer who put in some money for Puppet Masters IV, we want it.  Even if you make real movies and ever looked at our site and wants to send us your movie, we want it (except for James Cameron:  Note to Jim, we're not going to review Titanic, so stop sending copies!).