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This, my friends, is the next step in the evolution of cyberspace.
The technological innovation that will bring joy to several people.
It is -- the virtual bad movie mix tape! We've gathered bad movie
songs, clips, and who knows what the rocka-chicka-hell else and stamped
our name on it to make you think we did something instead of just stealing
other people's material. And since it's virtual, we linked as
much as possible to other sites on the net (well, we have to keep our
quota down, that virtual thing is a thinly veiled excuse). So sit back
and enjoy the worst quality sound since the PC Speaker was invented.
Of course, all material on this page is copyright of it's original owners
and these files are only used for personal use on a junky mixtape so
why don't you big corporation lawyers give us a break and we'll all
sleep a little easier at night, even though if you do contact we won't
sound so big anymore and will definitely back down, removing all offending
material immediately. Now we feel all wussy. Oh, the humiliation!
Track 1: Go,
Monster, Go!
The rocking trailer from "Monster A Go-Go". Lost to time and preserved
on a cassette tape I have. REAL
AUDIO format
Track 2: And
now we're pleased to bring you our feature presentation
Get into the spirit of the thing and pretend. Nothing says
"at the theatre" or perhaps "watching HBO" better than a guy telling
you the movie's starting. From Jonathan's
Misc. Sounds. WAV format
(OFFSITE)
Track 3: 20th Century Fox Fanfare
Oops! No link. I guess
they've already gotten to everybody on the net. Well, it would've
made a great atmospheric addition. As it is, listen to the music
in your own sweet head.
Track 4: Theme
from Shaft
I could put a "shut your mouth" joke here, but I can dig the cool
scene too, baby. It's all good. MID
format
Track 5: Clip
"I was giving this broad the stars and stripes for-ever!" -- from
the movie Heavy Metal/File from Rokland's
Heavy Metal Sounds: WAV
format (OFFSITE)
Track 6: Planet
Collision
One of two great songs from the band Man Or Astro-Man? that
made it onto the mix. From the album Experiment Zero/File from
the Man or Astro-Man? Website: REAL
AUDIO format (OFFSITE)
Track 7: Clip
"I'm the pimp of the nation -- I'm Petey Wheatstraw!" from the
movie Petey Wheatstraw, the Devil's Son-in-Law/File from the
Rudy Ray Moore
is Dolemite! page: AIFF
format (OFFSITE)
Track 8: Theme
from the Never Ending Story
It doesn't get any worse than this. You NEED this song.
The other songs are so fun you might forget -- you must remember the
PAIN of bad movies. This song will do it. MID
format
Track 9: Clip
"Soylent Green is people!!!" -- Where's the movie To Serve Soylent
-- "Soylent green -- it's a cookbook!"? Of course, from the
"classic", Soylent Green/link from Sound
America : WAV format (OFFSITE)
Track 10: What's
New Pussycat?
Well, I've never seen the movie, but if the song's any indication
... MID format
Track 11: Burning
Rubber Tires!
What bad movie mix could be
without a MST3k clip? Here's one of the best bits from the show,
when Joel sings the "Burning Rubber Tires" song from Pod People.
He's the best! From Pansy
Ramada's and the Nuchal's MST SuperSite: AU
format (OFFSITE)
Track 12: Clip
Extended explanation of scientific principles from Earth vs.
The Flying Saucers/From Sound
America: WAV format (OFFSITE)
Track 13: Transmissions
from Venus
Second thrilling song from Man Or Astro-Man? Cool clip at
the beginning, great music all around. From the album Destroy All
Astromen!/File from the Man or Astro-Man?
Website: REAL AUDIO format (OFFSITE)
There's bad movie music for you -- if you want the skinny on "bad
music", Rob and Alan recommend Bad
Music Central which features sound clips from some of the worst
material ever recorded on a 16 track/4 track/Edison brand wax cylinder.
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