Sorority Girl Rob An evil sorority sister ruins the lives of just about everyone who knows her. No First off, you need to know this movie isn't what you think it is. It's not a Porky's knock-off or cousin of Revenge of the Nerds. Nope, it's a Roger Corman movie from the olden days, when sororities could be talked about without even the slightest hint of lesbian overtones. Of course, you're more than welcome to insert your own, which is half the fun of watching the movie. There is a scene with a girl coming out of the shower and a paddling scene, but it's all about as titillating as your average episode of Punky Brewster (wow, I've really opened myself to a large endowments joke, haven't I?). This movie is probably the best of the Roger Corman series of teen chick movies without aliens, monsters, or murderers. It definitely could've used any or all of these because it's not that exciting. This isn't really a problem, though, because it's only an hour long. Sixty minutes, you're in, you're out, and it's still better than an episode of Ally McBeal. Then again, what isn't? The really, really weird opening credit chalk drawings featuring demons, whippings, and a suicide. Fun for the whole family!; The star, known to many as The Wasp Woman; the guy who talks faster than the guy from those Micro-Machines and Federal Express commercials and who was also the old non-Asian dude from Gremlins; the longest cigarette in the world (maybe it was a piece of celery?); the poignant and loving mother/daughter dinner scene; the paddling scene (you know there had to be one); the cat fight scenes (you know there had to be two); and the fact that the movie's really, really short