When we opened, Rob and I intoned the declaration that we were lazy, bored, and ready to waste our time on this site. Now it's one year later.  We're still lazy and bored.  But we're starting to feel like this webpage has become so immense in its uselessness that we aren't wasting time on it anymore -- it's important enough to us that it's actually worth development.  And that means one thing:

Add two plusses to the "Internet Loser" section on our Geek code.

Oh, crap.  Add three plusses to our "Absolute Dork" section on the Geek code for admitting we know what the Geek code is.

As we look back on this year, we remember the good times.  Remember that time when we pissed off those Tron lovers and they insisted after they insisted it was a magnificent movie?  Wasn't that great? What about when those "vampires" wrote in and suggested I needed to get a rod up my ass?  We all had a good laugh --and of course, we're all just the best of friends now.  And who could forgot that time we didn't update for 3 1/2 months.  Wasn't that just the best!  The fun we all shared!  These are the days we'll remember forever.

Of course, along with the good comes the bad. Despite our constant attention to updating the site (that's more of a zen koan than a joke), we realize that our ultra-hip and supa-cutting edge humor references are growing staler than the writing on Damon (see? how long do you think THAT joke is going to last?).  So we've decided to rework all the dated jokes in our reviews (see conversion chart).  Just one of the many services we provide in our free membership package, available to you at no charge.

So what are our plans for the new year?  Two words.

Manifest destiny.

We will take our rightful place in the Bad Movie Webpage Hierarchy (that's somewhere below "cool" and slightly above "irritating").  We will expand well beyond our current territory, eliminating all obstructions in our path.  We will complete this due to our new policy implementations:

1. More movies.
2. Add Jeri Ryan to our staff as a mid-season replacement for the aging and unpretty Alan.

That is all.

And thanks for coming to our site.