Jeff Pulice

Jeff, Jeff, Jeff -- what can I say but... did you get to see Nikki Fritz naked in person?  Because I have this theory about cathode ray tubes and silicone that I've been working on.  I'm the control subject, but I need a test subject. And the test subject's phone number. And the test subject's measurements.  And anti-stalking legislation to be voted down in Congress. Can you hook me up or what?

(p.s., Terminal Virus sounds awful, we'll watch it as soon as we can find it)
 

I have just 5 words for you

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE

Mark Whitney

Wha? Guh? Planet 9 from what?  Sorry, I don't think I've heard of that one. Are you sure you aren't thinking of "Benji"?  Because "Benji" was a pretty bad movie.  Some people have called "Benji" the worst movie ever made.  And every bad movie fan should definitely see "Benji".
 

If I were Godzilla I would demolish your stupid website.

Robert Osleger

Mommy, Robbie took home his Scattergories game and now he won't play with us anymore! Seriously, are you sure you didn't steal my sled when I was in fourth grade?  Mine was the one with a rope tied around it -- I'd know it anywhere!
 

Can't believe one of the worst movies ever made, Ed Wood's "Plan 9 From Outer Space" is not here!! This is not a legitimate bad movie site until it is!

I'll be back!

Al Pechulis

Oh god! He knows we're illegitimate! -- and he's coming back!! Rob, quick, go grab the kids from school! Say we're going on a trip.  Go to the airport and look in safety deposit box b4709-3 for four tickets to Sau Paulo and $14,000 cash.  Now -- kiss me goodbye, my love -- if you ever see me again, WE HAVE NEVER MET!
 

That guy [the Australian from the Energizer commercials] was named "Jocko". Back in college, there was this energizer ad which consisted mostly of his face on the back cover of one of those free "Dorm Life" mags that get stacked in huge piles in the union and the cafeterias. Some guys down the hall from me grabbed about 500 of these mags, ripped the back covers off, and plastered the walls of their room with them.

It was...disturbing.

Christopher Nuzzi

Disturbing?  We did that sort of stuff all the time in my dorm.  Especially with pictures of Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Ethan Hawke.  Some people said that we lived in a "gay" dorm, but that was just a rumor. Even though we were the only dorm that voluntarily had group showers... well, my roommate said we were just secure in our masculinity.  I guess that's why it was okay for us to push our beds together.

I do admire the creativity and effort that went into building  ----

Sorry, I stopped reading. I judged your email based on the first paragraph I saw and couldn't see myself spending time reading the rest of it.

Any Barney videos, Bad Taste, Batman and Robin, Jurassic Pork(yes, pork), Sex Trek The Next Penetration