As you must know by now, this site is devoted to bad movies, but, you may be asking yourself, just what is a bad movie? When most contemplate the bad film, they envision rubber monsters stomping a tiny Tokyo or paper plate flying saucers wreaking havoc on the world (or at least a few happening teenagers). Sure, many bad movies fit the descriptions of how most define them, but what about films with ham-fisted, sweaty barbarians rescuing lusty Italian babes from a big sock-puppet looking snake? What of the hip, fly disco detective bringing justice to the 70s? Where is the detective, solving crimes in the dark alleys of late night Cinemax, who must question and sleep with each suspect? Where is the geeky guy who, in order to save his drive-in, car wash, or laundromat from bankruptcy must watch two bikini-clad lesbians dance the 80s night away?

This site pledges to represent these until now mostly ignored film atrocities in order to inform you, the viewer, as to whether or not these films are worth watching in all their horrendous glory. We are continually reviewing bad movies from all genres and updating our site to promote only the highest standards in crap. We guarantee that every film in this list has been watched in its entirety by us in order to screen the wheat from the chaff, or in this case the crap from the truly god-awfully painful (not an actual guarantee). Also, it should be noted that the films here will all be pure B-movies, not just A-movies that are really bad (for the guy who wrote in, this is not a guarantee either). That's right, you won't find Blame It On the Bell Boy or Joe Versus the Volcano, but only real B-movies, movies that in a way, were meant to be bad.

Now, bad movies aren't for everyone. It takes a certain breed to sit through hours of the worst things to ever pass before a camera lens. If you are reading this, you are probably the sort we're talking about, the kind of person who surfs the web looking for just the right quote from Voltron while a 3 am USA film softly plays in the background, warming a room filled with dirty clothes, videotapes of those precious episodes of "Mystery Science Theater," and perhaps a comic book or two. Even if you're not like this, please feel free to join us. But be warned, these films are not for the weak at heart, nor for children. Many of them contain strong sexual content or nudity and are the main reason anyone with cable makes sure their kids don't stay up really late.

So, for those who are old enough to watch many of these films, we wish you farewell and a pleasant time in the realm of bad actors, horrible props, non-existant plots, and sights and sounds both wonderful and horrid. Welcome.