Well howdy there, cowpokes! You’ve reached
my page here featuring an utterly tainted and rather twisted look at the
most venerable of movie institutions, the Academy Awards. No, I'm
not giving my own “Golden Raspberry” type awards or anything. I'm
doing stuff a little bit differently. What I'm going to do is look
at the nominees for this years Oscars and pick the winners based not on
how good the actors or movie was, but instead by how bad their past endeavors
have been. In this kind of context, Tom Hanks was not a shoe-in for
his role as a dim-witted lovable guy a few years ago, but instead owes
his statuette for a little something we like to call “Bosom Buddies.”
It’s really as simple as that. So pick a category and check out what
I think. Or I’ll find you, come to your house, and eat everything
in your fridge. I can do it, too.
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